Introductions…

14Nov07

Hello, hello blogosphere. I’ve been a lurker for a while, and now I try my hand at the other side of this wonderful phenom. So what is this blog about? Some serious navel gazing, and perhaps a few witty comments in return. Since I don’t have much content of my own, for the next few posts, let me point you to blogs and sites I read from time to time, to give you a flavor of where I think I might go with this. On second thoughts, they’ll be at the bottom of each post… Read on please.

Who am I? Really, just a guy. Corporate job, high IQ, under-achiever. Average height, nice shoulders, blah blah blah. OK, thats boring, but important. But so dull.

Ah, yes, you ask about the name… well, I am a pole dancer. Well, OK, not a dancer, I dance like a white guy, and have only been tipped once. A buck. From a friend. Technically, I am into pole fitness, but prefer the shock value of saying pole dancer. I’m trying hard to get back that six-pack that the desk-job stole, took a core pole class from a rocking instructor that I have a secret crush on, mostly just to see her stuff, and got hooked. Maybe I’ll show you a trick some time. The only time I wish I were a woman is when I am at a party, and theres a pole. I’d show it all baby. I’d make you drool… I’d grind it like a lover, twist into fuck me poses, then slow way down, bat my eyes, trace a tit. Yep, you’d be putty in my hands.

Too bad that doesn’t work for guys! Had I been born XX, I would have made a wonderful lesbian, or an incredible party girl, but I wasn’t, and I am not cut out for the transgender thing. Lazy, remember. So my option is to work out like hell, get back that six-pack, and try to figure out the male equivalent. Any suggestions?

As promised… quite possibly the funniest sexy blogger of all, The Over-Educated Nympho

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